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princehamlette:

buttsexington:

here’s what you’re missing on Star Trek TOS

#but seriously I mean 95% of the show is goofy shit like this #it’s one of those times i’m happy i’m not exaggerating #literally the best show the picture box has ever bestowed upon us
Seriously.

princehamlette:

buttsexington:

here’s what you’re missing on Star Trek TOS

#but seriously I mean 95% of the show is goofy shit like this #it’s one of those times i’m happy i’m not exaggerating #literally the best show the picture box has ever bestowed upon us

Seriously.

Sh’dynasty in Santabarbaratown; Psych 6.16

hemsworthss:

‘I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.’

the-vandals:

Virginia Woolf’s suicide note to her husband Leonard before drowning herself.
On 28 March 1941, Virginia Woolf put on her overcoat, filled its pockets with stones, and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. Her body was not found until 18 April 1941. Her husband buried her cremated remains under an elm in the garden of Monk’s House.

the-vandals:

Virginia Woolf’s suicide note to her husband Leonard before drowning herself.

On 28 March 1941, Virginia Woolf put on her overcoat, filled its pockets with stones, and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. Her body was not found until 18 April 1941. Her husband buried her cremated remains under an elm in the garden of Monk’s House.

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thatonegirlsierra:

whynotshesaid:


My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’ you know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.

President Obama talks about styling Malia’s hair - Black Girl with Long Hair

Oh my God I am dying of the cute.

thatonegirlsierra:

whynotshesaid:

My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.

We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’ you know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.

President Obama talks about styling Malia’s hair - Black Girl with Long Hair

Oh my God I am dying of the cute.

callmekitto:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

snoipahkat:

nigga—san:

what


MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE

literally went oh my god is he making soda or WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT

callmekitto:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

snoipahkat:

nigga—san:

what

MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE

literally went oh my god is he making soda or WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT

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I am super excited that Doc Johnson will be molding my penis. I have always wanted to be able to throw my penis at people when I got mad at them and now I can. I guess you can masturbate with it too if you want to do that kind of thing.

- James Deen (via heyepiphora)

battleangel25:

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers

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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

gooby pls